A Girl Had To Have Her Gallbladder Removed After She Ate Too Many Flamin' Hot Cheetos

Mashable- Who knew that eating four large bags of hot Cheetos per week … isn’t good for the human body? A teenager in Memphis underwent an emergency surgery to remove her gallbladder after experiencing stomach issues. Her mother, Rene Craighead, blames spicy snacks for the health scar “When my daughter had to have this surgery, I knew I had to tell everybody about it,” Craighead told WREG.  Craighead said her 17-year-old daughter, also named Rene, would snack on spicy junk food every day. She explained that the younger Rene loved fiery snacks, from Flamin’ Hot Cheetos to Takis, and that she would bring large bags of them to school with her.  “

Every time I got out she says, ‘Bring me back some Hot Takis, bring me back some Hot Chips,” Craighead said. “I want to make her happy, so I brought them back.” But her daughter started feeling “sick to her stomach,” and had to be rushed into emergency surgery. Craighead told WREG that her daughter’s doctor said the chips caused the digestive issues.  Dr. Cary Cavender, a gastroenterologist at Le Bonheur Children’s Hospital, explained that the hospital sees “around 100 kids a month, easily” who suffer from gastritis and ulcers. Dr. Cavender attributes the issues to children eating too many hot chips. 

WORTH IT. What a goddamn hero this girl is. Here I thought I loved Flamin Hot Cheetos but I don’t hold a candle to this girl. I have never eaten them to the point where I had to have an internal organ removed. That’s some serious commitment to the flaming hots game. There have been many a drunk nights/hungover morning where I awoke from my slumber to find my ten fingers stained red. It’s a bad feeling but also the best feeling cause you knew you had a good time whole it was happening. This girl had that times a billion. Just ate and ate and ate and ate Flamin Hot Cheetos until her boddy tapped out and had to have something removed. Not all heroes wear capes indeed.

And you know what? Fuck gallbladders. Gallbladders are the fakest internal organ running by a mile. What does a gallbladder even do? Exactly. Nobody knows cause you can have it ripped outta your body and you just keep on keeping on. Fake AF. Any organ you can take out and keep on living is a fake organ. Gallbladder? fake. Appendix? Fake. Tonsils? Fake. You don’t see people getting their entire liver or both lungs or full heart removed because those are the Big 3 when it comes to internal organs. You need those. They put up big numbers night after night. Gallbladder? The gallbladder is a scrub on the practice squad. I might eat all the Flamin’ Hot Cheetos just so I can have my scrub ass gallbladder removed.